What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?